On the bright side, I also typed up my To Do list and have been admiring it ever since

Wait. Why has no one addressed the fact that I had a kind of 90s Saturday? Jim Carrey movie + Tetris + Home Depot + Big Gulp ?

You may quietly note that fact now.

In other news, I fell down a wedding vortex today. I was doing work at the same time, of course, but Western blotting requires a lot of sitting at one's desk and waiting for various incubation periods. And I looked at about a thousand weddings and websites and... it's exhausting? Irritating? Necessary?

For some reason I didn't find it helpful at all, and I would like those hours back.